Album Reviews
Billie Eilish- Happier Than Ever
Rating: 7
Diagnosis: Alive & Stable😴
Fav Tracks: I Didn’t Change My Number, Billie Bossa Nova, Oxytocin, OverHeated, NDA, Happier Than Ever
Least Fav: Not My Responsibility, Everybody Dies
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Olivia Rodrigo- Sour
Rating: 7.5
Diagnosis: Alive & Well❤️
Fav Tracks: brutal, deja vu, good 4 u, enough for you, jealousy, jealousy, favroite crime
Least Fav: drivers license
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J. Cole- The Off-Season
Rating: 6.5
Diagnosis: Alive & Stable😴
Fav Tracks: punchin’ the clock, pride is the devil, let go my hand, close, hunger on hillside
Least Fav: 100.mil’
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BROCKHAMPTON- ROADRUNNER: NEW LIGHT, NEW MACHINE
Rating: 7
Diagnosis: Alive & Stable😴
Fav Tracks: Bankroll, The Light, Windows, What’s The Occasion, Don’t Shoot Up The Party, Dear Lord, The Light PT. II
Least Fav: Chain On, I’ll Take You On
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Demi Lovato- Dancing With The Devil…The Art of Starting Over
Rating: 5
Diagnosis: unknown👽
Fav Tracks: ICU (Madison’s Lullabye), The Art Of Starting Over, The Way You Don’t Look At Me, My Girlfriends Are My Boyfriend
Least Fav: 15 Minutes, California Sober
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Lana Del Rey- Chemtrails Over the Country Club
Rating: 5
Diagnosis: unknown👽
Fav Tracks: White Dress, Chemtrails Over the Country Club, Dark But Just a Game
Least Fav: Let Me Love You Like A Women, Breaking Up Slowly
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Justin Bieber- Justice
Rating: 3.5
Vital Status: Dead💀
Fav Tracks: Off My Face, Hold On, Peaches, Lonely
Least Fav: Somebody, Love You Different, Love By You
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Grouplove- This Is This
Rating: 3.5
Vital Status: Dead💀
Fav Tracks: Deadline, Oxygen Swimming
Least Fav: Primetime, This Is The End, Seagulls, Shake That Ass, Shout
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Genesis Owusu- Smiling with No Teeth
Rating: 8.5
Vital Status: Alive & Well❤️
Fav Tracks: On the Move!, The Other Black Dog, Centrefold, Don’t Need You, Drown, I Don’t See Colour, Black Dogs!, Whip Cracker, A Song About Fishing, Bye Bye
Least Fav: Gold Chains
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Florida Georgia Line- Life Rolls On
Rating: 1.5
Vital Status: Dead 💀
Fav Tracks: Interlude
Least Fav: Long Live, Life Looks Good, Countryside, Always Gonna Love You, I Love My Country, Long Time Comin’, Ain’t Worried Bout It, Beer:30, New Truck, U.S. Stronger, Life Rolls On
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Black Dresses- Forever In Your Heart
Rating: 6.5
Vital Status: Alive & Stable😴
Fav Tracks: Bulldozer, Heaven, Waiting 42moro, We’ll Figure it Out, Perfect Teeth, Zero Ultra, (Can’t) Keep It Together
Least Fav: Concrete Bubble, Silver Bells, Gone In An Instant
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Slowthai- Tyron
Rating: 7
Vital Status: Alive & Stable😴
Fav Tracks: 45 SMOKE, MAZZA, VEX, i tried, push, feel away, adhd
Least Fav: PLAY WITH FIRE
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Weezer- OK Human
Rating: 8.5
Vital Status: Alive & Well❤️
Fav Tracks: All My Favorite Songs, Aloo Gobi, Grapes of Wrath, Numbers, Playing My Piano, Bird With A Broken Wing, Dead Roses
Least Fav: Screens
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Madlib- Sound Ancestors
Rating: 8
Vital Status: Alive & Well❤️
Fav Tracks: The Call, Road of the Lonely Ones, Dirtknock, Loose Goose, Two for 2 (For Dilla), Duumbiyay
Least Fav: Hang Out (Phone Off)
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Playboi Carti- Whole Lotta Red
Rating: 7
Vital Status: Alive & Stable😴
Fav Tracks: Rockstar Made, Stop Breathing, Vamp Anthem, Control, On That Time, Sky, Die4Guy
Least Fav: Go2DaMoon, JumpOutTheHouse, Punk Monk
Length: 1 hour 3min
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Paul McCartney- McCartney III
Rating: 7
Analogy: You find out your grandfather still rocks!
Genre: Rock
Length: 45min
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Kid Cudi- Man On the Moon III: The Chosen
Rating: 5.5
Vital Status: Unknown
Analogy: Just imagine Kid Cudi singing all of Travis Scott features
Genre: Hip-Hop/Rap
Length: 58min
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Taylor Swift- Evermore
Rating: 6.5
Vital Status: Alive & Stable😴
Analogy: You’re lying in your bed, just thinking, with nothing to do all day and end up falling asleep
Genre: Alternative
Length: 1 hour
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Rico Nasty- Nightmare Vacation
Rating: 6
Vital Status: Alive and Stable😴
Analogy: You’re use to someone yelling at you and when they don’t your relationship with them feels unnatural
Genre: Hip-Hop/Rap
Length: 40min
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Megan Thee Stallion- Good News
Rating: 6
Vital Status: Alive & Stable😴
Analogy: When you realize who the dominant person is in the bedroom.
Genre: Hip-Hop/Rap
Length: 50min
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2 Chainz- So Help Me God!
Rating: 5.5
Vital Status: Unknown
Analogy: You’ve been listening to an old head talk about his past for an hour and you’re not sure if you want to leave
Genre: Hip-Hop/Rap
Length: 50min
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Future & Lil Uzi Vert- Pluto x Baby Pluto
Rating: 4
Vitals Status: Dead 💀
Analogy: Your brain can’t conceive another thought besides money, fashion, and women.
Genre: Hip-Hop/Rap
Length: 54min
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Clipping.- Visions of Bodies Being Burned
Rating: 8.5
Vital Status: Alive & Well ❤️
Analogy: You fell asleep into a nightmare that pushes you through blood curdling scenarios
Genre: Experimental Hip Hop
Length: 53min
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Charli XCX- how i’m feeling now
Rating: 8.5
Vital Status: Alive & Well❤️
Analogy: You’re at a dance club and every song played continues to hit your emotional notes
Genre: Pop
Length: 37min
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Rina Sawayama- Sawayama
Rating: 8.5
Vital Status: Alive & Well❤️
Analogy: A party where the theme is general but every room you walk into has its own vibe
Genre: Alternative
Length: 44min
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