Album Reviews

Olivia Rodrigo- Sour

Rating: 7.5

Diagnosis: Alive & Well❤️

Fav Tracks: brutal, deja vu, good 4 u, enough for you, jealousy, jealousy, favroite crime

Least Fav: drivers license

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J. Cole- The Off-Season

Rating: 6.5

Diagnosis: Alive & Stable😴

Fav Tracks: punchin’ the clock, pride is the devil, let go my hand, close, hunger on hillside

Least Fav: 100.mil’

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Justin Bieber- Justice

Rating: 3.5

Vital Status: Dead💀

Fav Tracks: Off My Face, Hold On, Peaches, Lonely

Least Fav: Somebody, Love You Different, Love By You

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Grouplove- This Is This

Rating: 3.5

Vital Status: Dead💀

Fav Tracks: Deadline, Oxygen Swimming

Least Fav: Primetime, This Is The End, Seagulls, Shake That Ass, Shout

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Genesis Owusu- Smiling with No Teeth

Rating: 8.5

Vital Status: Alive & Well❤️

Fav Tracks: On the Move!, The Other Black Dog, Centrefold, Don’t Need You, Drown, I Don’t See Colour, Black Dogs!, Whip Cracker, A Song About Fishing, Bye Bye

Least Fav: Gold Chains

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Florida Georgia Line- Life Rolls On

Rating: 1.5

Vital Status: Dead 💀

Fav Tracks: Interlude

Least Fav: Long Live, Life Looks Good, Countryside, Always Gonna Love You, I Love My Country, Long Time Comin’, Ain’t Worried Bout It, Beer:30, New Truck, U.S. Stronger, Life Rolls On

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Black Dresses- Forever In Your Heart

Rating: 6.5

Vital Status: Alive & Stable😴

Fav Tracks: Bulldozer, Heaven, Waiting 42moro, We’ll Figure it Out, Perfect Teeth, Zero Ultra, (Can’t) Keep It Together

Least Fav: Concrete Bubble, Silver Bells, Gone In An Instant

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Slowthai- Tyron

Rating: 7

Vital Status: Alive & Stable😴

Fav Tracks: 45 SMOKE, MAZZA, VEX, i tried, push, feel away, adhd

Least Fav: PLAY WITH FIRE

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Weezer- OK Human

Rating: 8.5

Vital Status: Alive & Well❤️

Fav Tracks: All My Favorite Songs, Aloo Gobi, Grapes of Wrath, Numbers, Playing My Piano, Bird With A Broken Wing, Dead Roses

Least Fav: Screens

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Madlib- Sound Ancestors

Rating: 8

Vital Status: Alive & Well❤️

Fav Tracks: The Call, Road of the Lonely Ones, Dirtknock, Loose Goose, Two for 2 (For Dilla), Duumbiyay

Least Fav: Hang Out (Phone Off)

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Playboi Carti- Whole Lotta Red

Rating: 7

Vital Status: Alive & Stable😴

Fav Tracks: Rockstar Made, Stop Breathing, Vamp Anthem, Control, On That Time, Sky, Die4Guy

Least Fav: Go2DaMoon, JumpOutTheHouse, Punk Monk

Length: 1 hour 3min

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Taylor Swift- Evermore

Rating: 6.5

Vital Status: Alive & Stable😴

Analogy: You’re lying in your bed, just thinking, with nothing to do all day and end up falling asleep

Genre: Alternative

Length: 1 hour

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Rico Nasty- Nightmare Vacation

Rating: 6

Vital Status: Alive and Stable😴

Analogy: You’re use to someone yelling at you and when they don’t your relationship with them feels unnatural

Genre: Hip-Hop/Rap

Length: 40min

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Megan Thee Stallion- Good News

Rating: 6

Vital Status: Alive & Stable😴

Analogy: When you realize who the dominant person is in the bedroom.

Genre: Hip-Hop/Rap

Length: 50min

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2 Chainz- So Help Me God!

Rating: 5.5

Vital Status: Unknown

Analogy: You’ve been listening to an old head talk about his past for an hour and you’re not sure if you want to leave

Genre: Hip-Hop/Rap

Length: 50min

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Charli XCX- how i’m feeling now

Rating: 8.5

Vital Status: Alive & Well❤️

Analogy: You’re at a dance club and every song played continues to hit your emotional notes

Genre: Pop

Length: 37min

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Rina Sawayama- Sawayama

Rating: 8.5

Vital Status: Alive & Well❤️

Analogy: A party where the theme is general but every room you walk into has its own vibe

Genre: Alternative

Length: 44min

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